Thursday, February 16, 2006

...What the...?

A couple of random thoughts for the week...

1.) What drives squirrels to commit the act of jisatsu (trans: suicide) by throwing themselves upon transformers in the midst of winter? Desperation? Depression, caused by an inability to locate his hidden winter stash of nuts and various foodstuffs? The stress of being chased by dogs, cat, and small human children wearing enough clothing that even falling down two flights of stairs would leave them completely uninjured and unbruised?

Limited brainpower?

Oh woe, the sufferings and hardships that the poor, benighted squirrel must have suffered in squirrely silence. How long did he struggle to contain his squirrely anguish. All in vain, for as the pain grew and grew, the banality of his existance became at long last overwhelming, until at last, in an desperate act of self-negation, he flung his little rodent body down upon the crackling mass of flowing electrons.

And thus, for nearly 2 hours, power for a major business area was cut off.

In death, the lowly squirrel makes a momentary impact upon the greater world. And manages to annoy workers and business owners. Heh.

2.) It's cold. It's windy. It's dark. Outside, 6 - 10 people wait, bundled up against the frigid conditions, gathered near each other for relative shelter from the chilly breeze. Waiting for the doors of the bus to open, and welcome them, shelter them from the cold. Inside the air is warmed by the still-running engine. They can almost feel the warmth blowing through the vents, blowing behind the metal and glass doors.

But they are all denied entry. Denied by the driver, who himself stands in comfort, munching contentedly on his hot dog snack and sipping his bottled soda. He stands there, almost smugly watching the shivering throng, shedding his heavy jacket and thick gloves to bask in the warmth in his short-sleeved shirt. As we, helpless captives of this display of callous cruelty, are forced to watch. And wait. In the cold.

...jerk...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Today your brother, his girl, and I went to see Underworld 2: Evolution. I noticed something was wrong when the previews were for movies completely unconnected to the theme of the feature (previews largely being geared towards the type of person likely to watch the genre of the feature). Then the movie started. It said "Goodnight, and Good Luck" on screen. That was weird, since that was the title of a very, VERY different movie. And Underworld's commercials weren't in B&W.

The house lights came up and someone said they'd started the wrong film. Surely thou dost jest, sir?! He said the correct movie would start momentarily, and they'd skip the previews to get to the movie since they were late. They proceeded to show a couple of previews. The movie itself began without a hitch, except that when the credits ran at the end, they were cut off before a single name appeared onscreen.

I don't have any reason to say this here, except that I don't have a blog of my own. I've considered making one, but 9/10 of the entries would read as follows:

Friday. Cloudy with a hint of rain. Had deviled ham for lunch.

~T.H.

Anonymous said...

God, I love being a bus driver...