One does not waste cream or even half and half upon the abomination that is blueberry coffee. One merely dumps said abomination out, purchases a new coffee pot (there can be no redeeming a pot which once held within it the abomination), and within the unsullied new pot a fresh pot of un-abominated coffee goodness.
Yes, but what of the electrical socket which powered the device which created the abomination? Or the wiring in the structure which housed the electrical socket? Or the structure which housed the wiring??
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Happy-wappy Belataru-ed Birthday. ^_^
So do you put cream in your blueberry coffee, or, like, half and half?
One does not waste cream or even half and half upon the abomination that is blueberry coffee. One merely dumps said abomination out, purchases a new coffee pot (there can be no redeeming a pot which once held within it the abomination), and within the unsullied new pot a fresh pot of un-abominated coffee goodness.
*nod nod*
Yes, but what of the electrical socket which powered the device which created the abomination? Or the wiring in the structure which housed the electrical socket? Or the structure which housed the wiring??
Are they not all tainted???
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