Fortune Cookie Say...

time for a little levity...

Fortune Cookie say:
Frowns drive people away.
Note to self: frown more.

Fortune Cookie say:
Rely on long time friends to give you advice.
But... what if their advice really sucks? or they are really dumb?

Fortune Cookie say:
Rainy days lead to greener grass.
So does manure. Still stinks.

Fortune Cookie say:
Work diligently in life, and you will be rewarded.
- "in bed?"

Fortune Cookie say:
Time is best when well spent, not wasted.
What about if you spend your time well wasted...?

Hmm... I'm off for a cup of green tea now, to ingest while I contemplate these little seeds of paper wisdom contained with crispy sweet cookieness...