Monday, June 16, 2008

Kill Me Now

So I decided that I wanted to make myself some ramen this weekend. Got the package out of the innermost recesses of the pantry and got a pot boiling. Got the noodles cooking, then got out some veggies, chopped them up, and sauteed them with a bit of pepper, a dash of garlic, and a splash of soy sauce for flavor.

Noodles were done, so I strained them in the sink (yay for the new "hangs over the sink" strainer). While the water was draining, I filled the now-empty pot with water and set it over the stove to prepare the soup.

I hit the noodles with some cold water, to stop them from overcooking, then kind of used a tossing motion to get rid of the excess water once they were cool. Divided the noodles into 2 portions (I can't eat all that in one sitting). Divided the sauteed noodles into 2 portions as well, and topped one serving of noodles with the veggies. Got some leftover steak from the night before, sliced it thinly, and added it to the mix.

By then the water was starting to bubble, so got the soup base packet and emptied it into the pot. For this particular brand, there is also a liquid soup base packet, so opened that to add it also.

And then, noticed something strange. There in the liquid portion, there was a hard, non-yielding mass of something. I didn't know exactly what it was, so kind of held it in one upper corner. I took it to the sink and eased it out of the package to look at.

It was a piece of glass.

I dumped the soup. The noodles seemed safe, as I checked them over, I didn't see anything in them at all. I know the veggies and such were safe, so didn't worry about them. Still, kinda lost my appetite.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hello, Lawsuit. How are you?

I am well, thank you, Criminal Negligence Victim. And yourself?

Oh, all is well, Lawsuit, thank you very much.

How has your child, Class Action, been doing?

I'm pretty sure I just thought of 3 different ways this can go, stretching it out for at least 15 minutes. But in one of those scenarios, things get lit on fire, and some people prefer to do these things the legal way.

T.H.

Anonymous said...

That is nuts. Glad you caught that!