Nyan

I want to get a cat.

I will name him Juan. If it turns out to be a girl cat, I will name her Juanita, but still call her Juan.

And I will occasionally talk to him or her in my broken, grammatically incorrect Japanese, because he or she will not make fun of my very bad, very broken Japanese, and will still love me unconditionally as his or her strangely deformed mutant mommy cat who has no fur and can’t manage to learn to use the litterbox.

And when I call my cat Juan (or Juanita, but Juan for short), I will call him or her in Japanese. And so I will say, “Juan-chan, oide oide!” and then if he or she feels like it, he or she will get off his or her furry buttaru and come to where I am calling him or her. And if he or she does NOT feel like it, he or she will completely ignore me, as if I did not exist, but that is okay because that is what cats do. And that is okay, because Juan-chan will be a cat, and so it is only natural for a cat to do what cats do.

Because cats are not dogs.

Yes this is a totally random post. But then these are supposed to be my random thoughts, and this thought was totally random, so I thought it deserved to be posted here. And besides, you’re not the boss of me, so I can post what I want to post, so long as it is not pornography or something else which the nice blog people here say is bad and should not be posted here. So bleh.

Besides, it’s a funny thought. Really it is. ^_^