The music plays on and on... and on... incessant cheery piping, droning on and on. Accentuated occasionally by the intermittent chirping. Underscored by the occasional grunt of pain. Accompanied by the steely slash of metal cleaving air.
And occasionally something a bit more resistant.
But the music. Haunting, cheery, over and over and over... as you wander to and fro, seeking escape, seeking silence. Seeking the elusive and diminutive skull-masked figure giggling in the shadows, while dodging his summoned puppet minions.
I hate the Lost Woods. Almost as much as I hate underwater dungeons. But that's a whole different rant.
Thursday, September 20, 2007
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
WARNING: This post contains some violence.
GRAAAAHHHHH!!!
*gnashes teeth as mouth froths with rage*
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!
*thows things across room just for the enjoyment of hearing breakage*
RAAAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRR!!!
*takes sword and starts chopping furniture, as splinters are strewn across the carpet*
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*stands a moment in uffish thought*
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... I've run out of things to say...
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*ponders a moment*
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*shrugs and goes to see what's on TV*
*gnashes teeth as mouth froths with rage*
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!
*thows things across room just for the enjoyment of hearing breakage*
RAAAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRR!!!
*takes sword and starts chopping furniture, as splinters are strewn across the carpet*
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*stands a moment in uffish thought*
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... I've run out of things to say...
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*ponders a moment*
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*shrugs and goes to see what's on TV*
Wednesday, September 05, 2007
Random Thoughts from the Labor Day Weekend
1.) The Left Lane is for Passing - Key word there is the "passing" part. You're not going to get the best results passing when you're only going 2 mph faster than the semi that you're trying to pass.
It's even less effective when you move to the passing lane AND THEN SLOW DOWN so that you're only going 2 mpg faster than the semi that you're trying to pass.
Geez, people.
2.) Deer are F@CKING stupid - Dear deer: you do not graze on concrete or asphalt. So why the hell do you wander onto the median of a busy interstate highway?
I understand that maybe you want to avoid hunters getting eager for the upcoming hunting season, but seriously, getting hit by a car is NOT MUCH BETTER than getting shot. Either way, you're gonna be dead. And the other way wouldn't cause heart attacks in innocent interstate travelers just trying to get away.
3.) El Pollo Loco = Goodness - SO WHY DOES OREGON STILL NOT HAVE AN EL POLLO LOCO! DAMMIT!
4.) Sometimes I Just Miss the Sunshine - I mean, I understand the whole rain = green thing. Just looking at the natural landscape of Cali shows how much of a difference the rain and clouds make on the environment. Yeah, I know all that.
Still, sometimes basking in the sunlight on a nice summer day is worth the sunburn.
It's uplifting. I need that sometimes.
5.) Deer are Still F@cking Stupid
It's even less effective when you move to the passing lane AND THEN SLOW DOWN so that you're only going 2 mpg faster than the semi that you're trying to pass.
Geez, people.
2.) Deer are F@CKING stupid - Dear deer: you do not graze on concrete or asphalt. So why the hell do you wander onto the median of a busy interstate highway?
I understand that maybe you want to avoid hunters getting eager for the upcoming hunting season, but seriously, getting hit by a car is NOT MUCH BETTER than getting shot. Either way, you're gonna be dead. And the other way wouldn't cause heart attacks in innocent interstate travelers just trying to get away.
3.) El Pollo Loco = Goodness - SO WHY DOES OREGON STILL NOT HAVE AN EL POLLO LOCO! DAMMIT!
4.) Sometimes I Just Miss the Sunshine - I mean, I understand the whole rain = green thing. Just looking at the natural landscape of Cali shows how much of a difference the rain and clouds make on the environment. Yeah, I know all that.
Still, sometimes basking in the sunlight on a nice summer day is worth the sunburn.
It's uplifting. I need that sometimes.
5.) Deer are Still F@cking Stupid